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HEB 12:12 Tebow is prophetic E-mail
Written by White Boy South Bronx   
Saturday, 28 November 2009 16:43

= Douche

According to brilliant research by our esteemed leader Mahatma, HEB 12: 1-2, which is adorned upon the face of the humanitarian /Nobel prize winner/ all around great person and leader Tim Tebow, is a bible verse stating, "Therefore since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders, and the sin that so easily intangibles,  and let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us. Let us fix our eyes on Jesus,  the author and perfector of our faith, who for the joy set before him endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the thrown of G-d."

I think this means Tebow thinks he's Jesus????

Either way, what Mahatma and I originally thought we saw on his G-dly face was actually far funnier... originally we thought it said HEB 12:12,  which apparently means "Therefore, strengthen your feeble arms and weak knees."

I thought this was Tebow's attempt at fortune telling regarding his own future in the NFL. Indeed his arm is feeble by NFL standards and his knees will take a pounding when linebackers and safeties with actual speed come after him. Either way, he is a complete douche who thinks he exhibitgs humility by praising G-d but in reality comes off as a gigantic bigot who clearly implies with his facial adornments that those who believe in other religions' deities and/or those who simply don't believe in G-d are somehow lesser people. Screw you Tebow, I hope you get sacked 12 times in your first pro game.

Go Bama baby. Roll Tide Roll.

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