What happens when a blog comprised of Giant and Steeler fans, both, miss the playoffs. Bitterness. Jealousy. Rage. And a little bit of contempt. So arrest me, because I'm going to shit on every god damn team in the playoffs. And you assholes in Indianpolis, San Diego, Minnesota and New Orleans. Yeah, you'll get yours next week.

The Jets are just one of these teams that is always a loser. Like the sadsack construction guy who lived on your block. The guy that would come home every day and get blasted drunk because he had nothing in his life going for him. He was like 45. Alone. Not married. Probably had a cat. Yeah, that guy. That’s what the Jets are in the NFL.

Sure, they’ll brag about that ONE time they won a championship but you know, it’s probably like the movie Angus. Sure, he had that one dance with the hot chick but then what happened. Yeah, no one knows. He’s probably fucking the Sherminator now. That’s kindof like the Jets.

Every year, we hear about DIS IS THE YEAR BABY. JETSSSS. And you know what happens? NOTHING. Pig fucking shit, nothing.

(As an aside, The Jets also seem to be the only fanbase comprised of Uncles. It seems like everyone has a Uncle whose a Jets fan. Even my uncle from fucking Mumbai is a Jet fan. HOW THE HELL DOES THIS WORK? )

Jets are born to be losers. Fucking losers. No matter who they sign. No matter who they trade for, etc. You just aren’t going to amount to anything. Equally, amusing is that no team that has ever won the Superbowl (except the 2001 Patriots, cough, cheaters) has lost to the Jets!!

So, Jet fans who know have risen from the ashes like the rat feces they are are now beating their chests and hooting and hollering. Well, congrats. You loud, pathetic, construction fucking, Mets-loving, assholes. You all rooted for the Giants last year anyway.

Fuck your fat ass coach. Never before as a coach so reflected the fan base he represents then Coach Rex Ryan does to the Jets. Don’t rest your laurels on your #1 Run game and #1 Defense. That is, of course, unless your Bill Cowher, and you like choking in the playoffs.

Fuck your 20 int rookie QB. I can’t believe you traded up all to draft this pretty boy QB. This is a move that only the Jets would make. Good luck with this choker, guys.

Bart Scott, Braylon Edwards are two of the finer individuals in all of sports. Two classy, hard working, blue collar, guys. Really easy to root for such upstanding citizens as they embark on their fantastic journey to note piss away their team’s chances. These guys both deserve championships.

The Jets spent a crap load of money on OLBS Calvin Pace and Vernon Gholston. Gholston is a bust and Pace only took roids. No biggie. Jokes.

Lastly, I absolutely loathe Fireman Ed. Yeah, most fans yell and cheer at games too. What makes him any better than any other Jet fan? In fact, SUS’s own SHMUCK might as well be fireman ed. He too can wear a big green fireman hat. Oh, he leads cheers!!!!!!!!!. ZOMG. NO ONE DOES THIS. Fuck you, Fireman Ed. Congrats that your life has been cruel joke. Congrats that your 15 minutes of fame is almost over.

And fuck Wayne Chrebet while we’re at it. He was like WELKKKKKKKKKKKKKAH before there was WELLLLLLKAHHHHHHHHHH.

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