What happens when a blog comprised of Giant and Steeler fans, both, miss the playoffs. Bitterness. Jealousy. Rage. And a little bit of contempt. So arrest me, because I'm going to shit on every god damn team in the playoffs. And you assholes in Indianpolis, San Diego, Minnesota and New Orleans. Yeah, you'll get yours next week.

If there is something everyone on this site can agree with is that Philly is shit. The fans are assholes. The city is a dump. It’s quite enjoyable to watch their teams choke every year. (CURSE YOU PHILLIES) The cheese steaks are solid and there’s some history there and all that jazz but honestly what else is there? Not a whole lot. Except that better them than the Cowboys and JERRAH JONES WOOO DOGGY.

The Eagles are the most bipolar team in the league and have been for some time. You never know what team is going to show up. Is it the team that can put 40 points on the board. Or is it the team that gets blanked by the Cowpokes and loses to the Gaiduhs.

The problem with the Eagles is that no matter how close they are, they can’t seem to EVER get over the happen. Theoretically, I should have no problem with this but it’s just annoying to keep seeing these puke green jerseys in January and always watching them come up short. How many championships can they blow in a decade? It’s like they are coached by Bill Cowhard or something.

But instead they are lead by someone who probably outthinks himself while playing Solitaire. Whether it be piss poor game management or questionable personnel decisions, Reid has, without a doubt, costed you in either gambling or fantasy. Seemingly always in the final minutes in games with something on the line. I can only imagine what it would be like to be an Eagle fan and be served crushing defeat after crushing defeat every year. The Eagles are like that guy who continuously gets left at the altar at weddings only to get engage the next year again. Maybe, that’s why they are such assholes. Maybe that’s why the cheer when injuries happen. Maybe that’s why boo Santa Claus. HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU BOO SAINT NICK by the way!!!! A bunch of fake-tough, fake alpha male fucks in their own stadium. You’d think they’ll pull that shit on the road? Absolutely not. And that’s their fame. They are a conglomeration of everything wrong with various team’s fan bases. And the worst part is, they hate their team more. And can you blame them:

The Eagles under Andy Reid don’t believe in running football. This causes football purists everywhere to shrivel up into little balls of goo and bounce around leaving tiny dribbles of goo and shit. Ok fine, it just causes them to be angry and begin each story with, “WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE” mumbo jumbo.

Desean Jackson is good and all but man act like you scored once in a while. Every time he goes into the endzone, it’s like the first time, he has sex. With a girl.

Their choking star of QB can look all world for 3 quarters yet vomit it up (literally) in the 4^th.

I know I’m grasping at straws here. True hate just can’t be summed up in this situation. The Birds are too historically incompetent and lacking in championships to seriously hate. Not to mention, usually their fans are far more knowledgeable than your typical cowfucker fan who hasn’t been seen since the Giants crushed their hopes in 2008. Although, if they can’t beat the Cowboys. The Romo-led Cowboys at that, just once, this season, well that’s more than enough reason to hate them because the world needs less Cowfuck fans.So win you fucking assholes. You have the entire nation rooting for you. MAKE. IT. HAPPEN.

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