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1:16 pm- Well Favre got sacked which would normally make me happy. But he's playing the fuckbois so... COME ON BRETT!! Oh, and so far, my Jarod Allen celebration dance total is 1 (following Romo fumble).
1:20 pm- And Felix Jones is killing the Vikings and my soul softly with his speed bursts. Oy
1:22 pm- Whfew! Marion Barber is in. There is hope
1:22 pm- FUCK FUCK FUCK! Get the damn ball you purple assholes. somehow, despite another Romo fumble, they dont get ball back
1:23 pm- And next play ball is tipped and caught instead of picked. This game has Bois win written all over it early....
1:24 pm- YES! Wade Phillips 2k7 is back!!!! on 4th and 1 at the 31 he goes for long fg with Skins trash and misses!!!!! I take it all back.
1:29 pm- Boo fuckin ya! TDddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Vikingssssssssssssssssssssssss!. Sir Sidney Rice!!! I love Brett Favre. I wanna have his children. Okay, White Boy calm down.
1:36 pm- Ah Thank G-d Barber is in. Remember when he had speed?
1:40 pm- The Vikings look like they are getting trounced yet somehow lead 7-0. Not sure this will work in the long term.
1:43 pm- DOWN GOES ROMO. SACKED! to make it third and goal at 15. Now if you'll exuse me, time to do Jarrod Allen dance of day #2!
1:44 pm- 7-3 sort of good guys. I'll take it. Buck just said that Nick Folk missed 10 field goals. Wow, some guys don't even attempt that many in a season. And by some guys, I mean place kickers for teams like the Saints and Colts.
1:49 pm- I think I just saw Flozell getting treatment. If he tears his ACL, I'll begin to feel okay about how he cheap shotted Tuck and ruined our season.
1:55 pm- Somewhere Sean Sailsbury is saying, "Wow, Adrian Peterson, heck of a football player." But yea, we lookin good deep in redzone
1:56 pm- TD Viiiikings. Sir Sidney Rice!!! My fantasy team would have loved this game :( 14-3 sort of good guys. I thought this was the Cowboy's coming out party?? No??
1:59 pm- Congrats Dallas. You got the refs today. Some bullshit personal foul call after a smart backward lateral into tight coverage by return man for Bois.
2:01 pm- Flozell out. He's kneeling on sideline! Eat shit asshole
2:02 pm- Jarrrrrooooood!!!!! another Romo turnover. Seriously they have to start sponsoring Romo's fumbles.
2:08 pm- 17-3. Bit of a buzz kill field goal as it keeps lead at two possesions for Favre and company.
2:22 pm- Okay not much has happened in last 15 minutes and apparently it will stay 17-3 going into the half with Vikes getting ball to start 2nd half. I like it. See yall in 20 mins or so.
2:47 pm- So apparently, I missed a very dirty play by Brady James during which he knocked Favre down after whistle blowing the play dead had already been sounded. You stay Classy Cowboys. Oh and I guess they had to punt too. Fuck.
2:49 pm- Text from Devo makes astute point that this is 2nd straight game in which one team clealry has gotten all the calls. I responded, "No way NFL wants a Dallas Colts superbowl...."
2:51 pm- So after like three straight great runs by Felix, Dallas brings in Barber for 5 yard loss. Smart Wade, smart.
2:53 pm- Romo Sack #5. Jarrod Allen Dance #3 for me.... now I mean... since Swishadfianom just missded another one.
3:09 pm- wow!!! so when you dive to block a punt, and you roll ever so slightly towards the toe of a punter and he intentionally falls, that apparently constitutes a running into the kicker penalty. Sorry NFL, no matter how hard you try, you won't get your dream Colts Bois matchup.
3:14 pm- Ratliff sack. These playoffs have been atrocious so far.
3:17 pm- Say what you will about Barack but we have done great job as country helping Hati. It wouldve taken Bush like 3 months to even start doing anything.
3:19 pm- PICK!!!!!!!!!!!! ROOOOOMOOOOOOOO!! Ben Lieber. G-d is good. Turnover #3 for Romo. Jarrod Allen dance #4 for me upcoming..... As Mahatma tutors me in how to do it correctly.
3:22 pm- Also, Jets fans rejoice. I am a solid 1 correct pick a weekened guy and this appears to be my 1.
3:27 pm- Longwell makes the fg 20-3 vikes. Wahoo. And wow is that a great name for a kicker. Thats like a running back named John Bruisin or a receiver named Peter longhands.
3:38 pm- Wow, another td Sidney Rice. 27-3 Vikings. Game Blouses. Bye bye Cowboys!!
3:29 pm- Down Goes Romo!! Sack #6!!! Wow this is fucking awesome! Jarrod Allen dance #5 for me.
3:42 pm- So I guess thats all folks. Except to say that these playoffs have really been truly awful. I know we had that great Zona Pack game but the other 6 have been utterly awful. Lets hope Jets Chargers provides more excitement. That being said, its been fun to watch this Dallas team get served. See yall soon.
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