Is it really November? Winner receives White Boy's Will Allen Gmen jersey. Credit Deadspin with the picture.

Above is Elizabeth Lambert. You might remember her from such films as "Harpy Scorned", "When A Lobo Attacks" and Sweeper Does BYU. Or this thing right here. Unfortunately, after such praise, included a marriage proposal from yours truly, Lambert has decided to "clear the air." Yes, one of those instances where a female wants to talk. Ugh. Nothing good can become of this.

Anyway, according to the Times a couple days back:

Nearly two weeks later, the University of New Mexico soccer player Elizabeth Lambert said she still could not fully explain what led her to yank an opponent from Brigham Young down by her ponytail in what has become a highly publicized incident of violent behavior.

Not to mention hotness! But alas it was too much attention to our lovely defender. And i'm calling bullshit on this. Of the people I know and that's about 5 people it was a highly publicized incident of complete and utter hotness. But nope, being every man's fantasy was too much for young Elizabeth to handle.

Sure you've probably already seen this but I've been drunk for the last week. So allow me to catch up...

What an awesome video. I've probably watched this about 3 times in a row now. Dock Ellis: the last great american hero.

is pathetic!! What a waste of sperm is Merry man. Who knew that a broken down, juicing bastard who recently got owned to the 8th level of hell by Tia Tequila who resort to such gimmicks.

Perhaps, Roids-out was getting a little jealous of Brent Celek's endorsement deal. Perhaps, Shawne felt the need for a makeover after his pr fiasco with Miss Tequila. Maybe he was jealous of all the attention that Bungle boy was getting. Or perhaps, Fraude Merriman is, in fact, the biggest douchebag in the NFL. (Ding, ding, ding)

It's good though for Shawne to undergo such a rapid change in his appearance (as opposed to say his antics.) and bettering himself. He must make all the boys go crazy with his new style.

Oh, Shawne, remember when you actually got pressure on QBs. Remember when offenses couldn't block you with a running back? Boy, those were the days.

 http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4659441

     Great......

Sorry yall but time is short this week but my picks are after the jump anyway. I think I am now 8-16-1 or some such horrible record.

Winner receives Chad Johnson's Mustard.

   As if you haters out there weren't disgusted enough by the 2009 World Series Champion Yankees...

= pain and suffering except 4 glorious weeks in early 2008

I think with that loss yesterday, the Superbowl honeymoon period is now officially over. I never really got furious at any point last season. I was annoyed, very annoyed even, after both the regular season and playoff losses to the Eagles last year. However, I, as much as this Giant's nut ever can, took the season in stride. However, with yesterday's sickening and devastating loss, we can now start lambasting the horror show that is the 2009 Giants. But you guys have no doubt already read professional quality articles grading the team's performance across several dimensions such as coaching, special teams and defense. I am not as funny as The Ghost of Devo or Mahatma so I won't bore you with failed attempts at humor either. What I can offer, is a look back at the 5 worst losses that were suffered in the regular season in the White Boy Error of Giants fandom. So without further adieu....

I'm not one to bash media types. Actually, I do I just can't do as well as some other blogs out there. Sometimes though, there are just truly awful things said that EVEN i must rag on.

PK offers his latest heap of boiling horse manure here. As always, there are his usual meaningless banter and rather obvious observations that makes PK's column one of my favorites to read when I want to spit out my coffee. But then he'll go out of his way to pull something out of left field to make it seem like he's in the know. Except the only know he has is that he knows shit.

This week was one of those occurences.