What happens when a blog comprised of Giant and Steeler fans, both, miss the playoffs. Bitterness. Jealousy. Rage. And a little bit of contempt. So arrest me, because I'm going to shit on every god damn team in the playoffs. And you assholes in Indianpolis, San Diego, Minnesota and New Orleans. Yeah, you'll get yours next week.

What happens when a blog comprised of Giant and Steeler fans, both, miss the playoffs. Bitterness. Jealousy. Rage. And a little bit of contempt. So arrest me, because I'm going to shit on every god damn team in the playoffs. And you assholes in Indianpolis, San Diego, Minnesota and New Orleans. Yeah, you'll get yours next week.

Due to the heightened importance of these games, the picks for each game will feature an analysis of the how each team's units match-up with each other and will culminate with a synthesis of these segments in the form of my picks for these games. So without further adieu......

So the NFL regular season has ended and yours truly realized that he hasn’t really chimed in at all during this year. So with the playoffs approaching now is as good time as ever to get my fill in on a few things.

Hey you gambling asshats, here are some picks guaranteed to help you lose money during the offseason just as bad as you did during the regular season. The only real question here, is if I'll do nearly as poorly as White Boy. To truly overcome such an obstacles, one needs to hone his craft. Watch as much ESPN programming as possible and read as much MSN sports columns as possible. Not to listen to WFAN and the great Mike Francessa. ONLY THEN CAN I BE TRULY TERRIBLE AT PICKING THINGS. Can I do it? I gotta consult my psychic here but all signs point to yes!

Jump it.

Reports are out that the Steelers are about to fire OC, Bruce "fucking" Arians. I thought for the life of me the man would be back. Look at the stats. 4,000 yard passer. 2 1,000 yard receivers. 1,000 yard running back. But thank god, Mike Tomlin is not one of you asshole fantasy football players that looks at stats. Arians failed at situational football. Failed at taking advantage of his players. Failed to put players in position to succeed. Failed at using all the weapons. Failed to attacked weaknesses. Failed to get a feel of the game. The Steelers were piss poor in the redzone and have been since Arians came on board.

Whether it's justified or not, this can be a good thing or a bad thing. The grass might not be greener on the otherside. Yinzers wanting a fullback and 3 yards and a call of dust kindof offense will be surely disappointed. I wanted a balanced, multi-faceted and 2010 offense. Cowhard ball is dead and buried and finally this team has the offensive pieces in place to do some van damage on the NFL. Let's hope the next guy has a better feel for the game and wouldn't mind running the football on 3rd and 1.

1) Peace Sheridan. I hope I never see your ass again. Any chance Spags wants his old job back?

2) Also.........

Because sad to say both Giants and the Stillers seasons are done. Fuck you Jamarcus Russell. Fuck you Bill Sheridan. Here's to a Packer vs. Charger superbowl.

NFL Draft Order

1 St. Louis Rams 1-14
2 Detroit Lions 2-13
3 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 3-13
4 Washington Redskins 4-12
5. Kansas City Chiefs 4-12
6 Seattle Seahawks 5-11
7 Cleveland Browns 5-11
8 Oakland Raiders 5-11
9 Buffalo Bills 6-10
10 Jacksonville Jaguars 7-9
11 Denver Broncos (f/CHI) 7-9
12 Miami Dolphins 7-9
13 San Francisco 49'ers 8-8
14 Seattle Seahawks (f/DEN) 8-8
15 New York Giants 8-8
16 Tennessee Titans 8-8
17 San Francisco 49'ers (f/CAR) 8-8
18 Pittsburgh Steelers 9-7
19 Atlanta Falcons 9-7
20 Houston Texans 9-7

White Boy South Bronx- about 33% maybe 35% now.

 

So yea, I now only have the Eagles and Boys represented on this graphic. Still, the Giants game is big for the Vikings so I must pick that contest. There is no reason to pick the Skins Chargers contest as that game is totally meaningless to everyone. So without further adieu.........

I understand that life is more than just the Giants. I really do. But, for people like me who both bleed Giants blue and thought that the Skins win Monday would be a sign of good play to come, Sunday's 2nd quarter was simply devestating........