Winner receives my Santonio Holmes Jersey.

Wow. If you haven’t yet heard, the Pittsburgh Steelers traded troubled but primo-talented receiver Santonio Holmes to the NY Jets for the last pick in the 5^th round.

Read that again. It's on the same level as nachos, a wheelbarrow, used condoms or Hank Baskett.

A top 10 receiver in the league with some legal troubles but ultimately, cleared on all counts, gone for nothing.

Last night, I was awoken by texts and calls about this. My favorite Steeler gone. I gotta say I’m none to happy about it.

Hate after the jump.

So you might ask yourself, "White Boy, what is your problem!?" You are 3-2 with a title under your belt from last year." Well as the completely unofficial president of the blogosphere Yankee fan club, I decided to briefly reflect back on three recent almost no-nos after yesterday's brilliant outing by the great CC.  So without further adieu...

My apologies to Kool and the Gang for adjusting their lyrics to fit the celebratory mood of Yankee nation. However, I do not apologize for the great clutch play of my favorite baseball team the last two nights..

On the day they won their home opener, the Pittsburgh Pirates announced they would be calling it quits. The reason? After seventeen years, they wanted the season to end with more notches in the “wins” column.

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- Mcnabb= Victory for

A quick thought on tonight's piss poor bullpen performance by the Yanks and the stunning and ridiculous trade within the division of Mcnabb after the jump

= 96???

So yea, eating no bread, pasta or any grain products for four days has taken its toll on this Jew and so I take out my no bread aggression on various athletes, leagues and sports entities in the space below...

10)  Michael Kay is dead wrong about Tiger Woods Vanity Fare article- Basically, Kay said its unfair to blame Jordan and Barkley for negatively influencing Tiger because Jeter is friends with those guys too and Derek doesn't engage in any of Tiger's behavior. Umm, Mike, I like your show and I love the Yankees as much as you but stop sipping the Pinstripe Kool Aid brotha! Jeter has a very well established reputation of sleeping with tons and tons of women. Yes, he is not married but to say that Jeter leads a fundamentally different lifestyle than Jordan or Tiger is, by all accounts, completely inaccurate. I have heard many third party accounts of women who have had one nighters with the Yankee captain. Apparently, his people give the girls gift baskets the morning after in exchange for their silence. Sounds like Derek isn't too different than MJ or Tiger in this way after all Mike. That said, he is the captain of my team and is a first ballot HOF so he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

I'm just warming up....

and....hilarity ensues. This is almost like the Pirates signing those two indian guys.

Winner receives Devo's highschool letter jacket.