White Boy South Bronx- about 33% maybe 35% now.

 

So yea, I now only have the Eagles and Boys represented on this graphic. Still, the Giants game is big for the Vikings so I must pick that contest. There is no reason to pick the Skins Chargers contest as that game is totally meaningless to everyone. So without further adieu.........

I understand that life is more than just the Giants. I really do. But, for people like me who both bleed Giants blue and thought that the Skins win Monday would be a sign of good play to come, Sunday's 2nd quarter was simply devestating........

Sacrifice some virgins, drink some goat's blood, sprinkle in some garlic and dust off some old believe magic. It's really too soon to start talking about draft and whether or not the Steelers should draft Taylor Mays.

Do it.

That's right. My dedication to this blog runs so deep within my soul that I am doing my NFC Beast picks from all the way in Central America! So despite my 2-1 week 2 weeks ago (sorry school work took up my entire previous weekend hence no picks) , I now provide to you my week 16 pearls of widsom so that you may bet against them and assure yourself of a positive net earnings for your football Sunday. Without further adieu........

Stuck in an airport prevented me from posting this sooner but yesterday was the holy holiday of Festivus. A holiday for the rest of us. While most jackasses are out at various malls of America, I'm hear sitting in my heat filled home in Yinzerburgh, Pennsylvania pondering one of the key pillars of Festivus, the airing of grievances.

The celebration of Festivus begins with the "Airing of Grievances", which takes place immediately after the Festivus dinner has been served. It consists of lashing out at others and the world about how one has been disappointed in the past year. So let me start with my own airing of grievances - to the Pittsburgh Steelers.

I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it!!!!!!!!!

That’s right kiddies; it’s time for another round of Word Association with your host The Yinzer. Today we’ll be covering the cross state rivals of my favorite team, the crappy half of Pennsylvania, the Axis of Jackass and all around the biggest douche team in the league- the Philadelphia Flyers.   

Well it’s that time of year again where the followers of the religions of the world abandon their sacred holiday’s initial intent in favor of something truly important: gifts. Be it Hanukkah, Christmas, Festivus or whatever religious holiday you prefer we look forward to them in hopes we get something we desire. And when it comes to sports just like in real life we have our wishes for our favorite sports team. If you haven’t figured it out by now, mine would be the Pittsburgh Penguins. So I bring you Yinzer’s Holiday Wish List: Pittsburgh Penguins edition.

White Boy's Shitty Record 13-26? its 33.33333%

1) Washington Redskins (3-9) at Oakland Raiders (4-8) (-1)- Oy. Why do these kind of games even need to be played. Oakland wins at home  in even matchup of bad but not totally pathetic teams. THE PICK: RAIDERS 13-10

Real games after the jump.....

Here's a cool little tool from our friends at Yahoo.

You pick the winners each week and it will give you the playoff matchups. Steelers can get in with a 9-7 record if all the stars align just right. Unfortunately, I haven't sacrificed any virgins recently to make that all possible just yet but I'm working on it. I do have my trusty rabbit's foot though!

Sure it's a complex set of occurences that only happens when the planets align at the same time, your girlfriend doesn't nag at you, and your boss isn't being a piece of crap. Actually, it more or less happens if they remove their heads from their ass and win out. Possible yes but likely, no.

This can also work for you GINT and Jet fans also! You can even factor in ties! Because, obviously, those happen all the time.

New York Islanders defenceman Brendan Witt was hit by a car in Philadelphia on Tuesday, according to Newsday. But Witt reportedly picked himself up off the road and, after a few profanities, assured everyone he was all right before continuing on his way, prompting one witness to say, "it was like seeing Clint Eastwood, but in hockey."

Witt was crossing Arch Street to get a cup of coffee when a gold Yukon truck made an illegal turn and hit the 34-year-old. Newsday says Witt tried to jump on the hood of the vehicle before being thrown to the ground as he was struck.