IT SHOULD BE WHITE FRIDAY. Myself and the omni-present White Boy South Bronx were walking on the wonderful 86th street and noticing the massive line of people in front of Best Buy. I gotta say, it was just a bunch of white people with some asian and hispanic people mixed in. It was like shopping at the Gap. Hell look at the picture above...nothing but white people.

So let me ask you a question, why the fuck is it still called Black Friday. First of all, it kindof connotes a sort of grim, deathly and bleek day when in reality it's a bunch of rich people buying crap. So there's that but like what about all the people "door busting" right now. I just don't get it. What would compel people to camp out in line for an extra 10% off of an item. I mean look I'm appreciative of a good deal as well as anyone but I just don't get it.Anyway, help me understand this moniker, SUS nation

I mean who else would trample on another soul like white people? So let's just call this White Friday going forward. Am I wrong here? Just remember, when you go to JC Penneys tomorrow take a notepad and count the number of white people there.

Just saying.

(Also for those uppity types, if you think I'm racist well you need to get out more. There is more to life then bitching about your 15th favorite blog)

White Boy Picks 10-20-1 (I think? something shitty)

So here we are. It is the eve of, as my homeboy, "Mathama part duex", put so elegantly, "the greatest holiday ever invented by man." Unfortunately, man in the form of Roger Goodell has not figured out that most of America does not want to see the Cowbois play a horrid team on each and every Turkey Day. I can live with Detroit getting its one moment per year in the sun but can we please have Dallas play a real team for once!!?? Also, now I have to be anxious all day waiting for my Gigantors (Thanks Mrs. White Boy) to play at night. Keeping all of this in mind.... awaaayyyyy we... but after the jump please

Boy, it's a dark time in ND. You just lost to UConn. Weis is about to get on with his life's work. Now your QB is getting punched in the face for being a douche loser. Tough times indeed.

Remember the days when you and your douche friends could go to a bar and not get beat up? It's not 2006 anymore is it? It just isn't fair. Sure I'll bet the puncher was "irate" about the game. But if I were an ND fan, I'd be more irate with going with a QB with such douche tendencies. Who cares if he'll be a first round pick in the 2010 NFL draft or that he's the best QB in this upcoming draft. How can you root for this guy? You can't!!

On the bright side, good to know that Clausen is gotten rid of his cactus haircut. That just comes from game experience right there. What a ball player.

Whfew!!! We were one ill fated coin toss away from being 5-5 and for all intents and purposes, out of the playoff race. Thank Goodness the coin flip went the way of the G-men. Ill just post a few bullet points on the game after the jump...

Let's call upon our last beacon of hope. Baby Mangino. Save us.You are our only hope.

Anyone see this? Briere in typical puss fashion "goes at it" with SJ Sharks defender, Marc-Edouard Vlasic. This is just pathetic on so many levels. Objectively speaking, this isn't as bad as Alex Semin's bongo drums but still. Why even get into a fight IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO THROW A PUNCH. Wouldn't surprise me that Briere would resort to hugging it out since he's such a fan of "hanging with the boys". If i wanted to watch guys hugging, I'd watch boxing.At least, Vlasic threw a punch. Briere was too busy sniffing Vlasic's body odor.

Course every neanderthal from Philly is jerking off to this as we speak. Danny boy's hugfest is something to be proud of. YEAA DANNY is the common thing being said. And with evidence like this, how can you wager against his toughness?

But i guess when you are a Flyer fan, it's the little things in life that give you the most happiness. Oh right, Briere is still tougher then Cindy Crysby. I forgot.

Briere. Australian for Queer.

White Boy's Picks 8-16-1

3) Washington Redskins (3-6) (+11) at Dallas Cowboys (6-3)- I'd be a fool If I suggested to you that Washington and it's horrid offense and coaching could somehow walk into Dallas and actually steal one at Jerry's World. However, Washington usually plays Dallas close for some reason. Division games usually are close even when the talent gap between the team's two combatants is wide. THE PICK: WASHINGTON To cover but Dallas wins 24-14

Believe it or not we are a quarter way through the2009-2010 NHL season. After the first dozen games things began to settle in more, players growing more comfortable with their new teams, new coaches getting their systems established and the rust of the summer gone. Here is a look at of each team in the Eastern Conference so far.

Is it really November? Winner receives White Boy's Will Allen Gmen jersey. Credit Deadspin with the picture.

Above is Elizabeth Lambert. You might remember her from such films as "Harpy Scorned", "When A Lobo Attacks" and Sweeper Does BYU. Or this thing right here. Unfortunately, after such praise, included a marriage proposal from yours truly, Lambert has decided to "clear the air." Yes, one of those instances where a female wants to talk. Ugh. Nothing good can become of this.

Anyway, according to the Times a couple days back:

Nearly two weeks later, the University of New Mexico soccer player Elizabeth Lambert said she still could not fully explain what led her to yank an opponent from Brigham Young down by her ponytail in what has become a highly publicized incident of violent behavior.

Not to mention hotness! But alas it was too much attention to our lovely defender. And i'm calling bullshit on this. Of the people I know and that's about 5 people it was a highly publicized incident of complete and utter hotness. But nope, being every man's fantasy was too much for young Elizabeth to handle.